“What you permit,

I did not write but passing it along so that YOU are informed.
 
 
“What you permit, you promote.”
 
The per person Medicare insurance premium will increase from the present monthly fee of $96.40 , rising to: $104.20 in 2012 ; $120.20 in 2013 ; And $247.00 in 2014. These are provisions incorporated in the Obamacare legislation, purposely delayed so as not to ‘confuse’ the 2012 re-election campaigns. Send this to all seniors that you know, so they will know who’s throwing them under the bus.
REMEMBER THIS IN NOVEMBER 2012 & VOTE ACCORDINGLY
 
And the last time there was an increase in Social Security,
WAS WHEN ?????????

Get Records Together

IF you ever looked at anyones records – or the name you
are sending these things to – you just might find ….

THAT I ALREADY HAVE A POLICY WITH YOU!!!!!!!

Get the S#@# Straight & stop wasting $ with paper products
that don’t need to be sent IF YOU had done your work!

Get ALL Your Records Together!!!!!!!

 

^^*^^ This is reference to all those we (I) recieve like the one yesterday

from Physicians Life Insurance Co  ^^*^^ but don’t forget the other ones

that do the SameThing!  ^*^  AARP  ^*^  AAA  ^*^ Xfinity ^*^ AT&T  ^*^

who else could we list!? Many I’m sure – especially when you’ve told

someone that You don’t want it – already have it – or any other thing you

might have told them!

 Why don’t they practice the ‘going green’ a little more – maybe I don’t

like the electronic info stuff – but all this paper is so useless and wasteful!

*****There should be a ‘do not write’ letter!*****

Annual Physical

 
 
 
 

After the eighty-three-year-old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,

“You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?”

“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said..

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

“Henry, do we still have intercourse?” And there was a hush!

You could hear a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently, “If I told you once, Irma, I told

you a hundred times… What we have is…….

Blue Cross!!”

This is the BEST LAWYER INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

Cigar box with cigar cases
Image via Wikipedia

(You are invited to judge by yourself, however!).

This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina .

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.  Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.  In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.”

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable “fire” and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART . . .

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!  With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award contest.