The price of Gas versus Printer Ink

The price of Gas versus Printer Ink
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just

illustrates how outrageous some prices are….

You will be really shocked by the last one!
(At least, I was…)

Compared with Gasoline……

Think a gallon of gas is expensive?

This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective.

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 … $10.32 per gallon

Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ……….$9.52 per gallon

Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ….. $10.17 per gallon

Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ……… $10.00 per gallon

Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 …… $33.60 per gallon

Vick’s Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 … $178.13 per gallon

Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon

Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ……. . $25.42 per gallon

Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 ……$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER…

Evian water 9 oz $1.49..$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and

the buyers don’t even know the source.

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Ever wonder why printers are so cheap?

So they have you hooked for the ink. Someone calculated the cost of

the ink at……………
(you won’t believe it….but it is true……..) $5,200 a gal. (five

thousand two hundred dollars)

So, the next time you’re at the pump, be glad your car doesn’t run

on water, Scope, or Whiteout, Pepto Bismol, Nyquil or God forbid,

Printer Ink!

Just a little humor to help ease the pain of your next trip to the

pump…

And – If you don’t pass this along to at least one person, your

muffler will fall off!!

Okay, your muffler won’t really fall off…but, you might run out of

toilet paper.

 

The Eagle Has Been Replaced

 

I did not write this – only share!

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Look, the Obamaunk !!
The Eagle Has Been Replaced
Thought you’d get a kick out of this……….

The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.
It is half black, half white, and everything it does stinks!

This is the BEST LAWYER INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR

Cigar box with cigar cases
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(You are invited to judge by yourself, however!).

This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina .

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.  Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.  In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost “in a series of small fires.”

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable “fire” and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART . . .

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!  With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

 

July 2011 Calendar

A bag of money, US dollars, spinning in a vort...
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OK. I am not taking any chances with this one!!!!!

This year, July has 5 Fridays,
5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. This is called
money bags. So, forward this to your friends and money will arrive within 4
days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui the one who does not forward…..will be
without money. Not taking any chance!  Good Luck!
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