Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge

credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off,

he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the

minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can

hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that

most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd

bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running

up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics

and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and

the week after that he’s with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in

the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so

horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost in DC

Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with this -ss-hole for two more years!