Grandmas Don’t Know  Everything

He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while.
When he came into the house and asked her, ‘Grandma, what’s that thing
called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth.
‘It’s called sexual  intercourse, darling’.

Little Tony just said, ‘Oh, OK,’ and went back outside to play with
the other  kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, ‘Grandma, it
isn’t called sexual  intercourse. It’s called Bunk Beds.  And Jimmy’s mom
wants to talk to you!’